Why evolution shouldn’t be taught in schools
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May 13th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Umm, I think I just dropped 10 IQ points.
May 13th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
See now, I’m a creationist and embarrassed that idiots like this give us a bad name. If you’re going to knock the opposing theory, then at least freaking research it, dumbass.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
wow!!! u are so right and they just keep on teaching it in our schools!
July 9th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I am speechless… this is truly the dumbest thing I have ever read in my entire life
August 19th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Long live the Flying Spagetti Monster!
August 19th, 2008 at 10:54 am
If this person wasn’t already confident Evolution was wrong from the start then he might actually pick up a book and read about it. There are so many things wrong in this that part of me has to wonder if it’s even legit.
August 19th, 2008 at 10:54 am
I dont think this twat ever went to school to learn the actual theory… Hmm, lets make up a bunch of stuff that makes no sense, say that is what eveolution teaches then bash said nonsense to prove ToE wrong…
Dude pick uip a book on the subject before you try another one of these tricks.
You have no idea how dumb this letters is, and that is the scary part.
August 19th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Adam and Eve were a species of amoeba that evolved into present day human beings.
There, now everyone’s theories are satisfied.
sheesh
August 19th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Creationists that are embarrassed by this should be. These are your people, they’re in your camp and you might be just a little less crazy than they are but you also believe in imaginary beings. So how embarrassed can you really be?
You have more in common with that crazy person than you do me simply because you pray to a god that does not exist. Your christians friends might take you seriously but I never could. You’re like and adult with the belief system of a child.
If you’re insulted by my words, it’s not because they aren’t true, because they are.
August 19th, 2008 at 11:03 am
My head asplode. His argument was so poor I’m still not convinced he was actually serious. It’s good to know that his family didn’t evolve from fish in the last 200 years. God knows we have enough people as it is without fish willing themselves into humans. Is this guy’s head so tiny that he can’t understand what a small timeframe 200 years is compared to the 4.5+ billion years “real scientists” have calculated the earth has been around?
August 19th, 2008 at 11:05 am
The only conclusion i got from reading this is,
1.Only thing that hasent evolved is your IQ.
If god made everything then why bother with the laws of nature? i mean if sex is such a sin then why bother using it? why bother putting a sun into space? why not just make it warm?
Why is it so hard to belive in Evalution for you but so easy to belive in a super being that created everything in 7 days?
Oh well, take care friend and i hope it all works out for you, if i die and go to hell well then you can always say
“I told you so”
August 19th, 2008 at 11:08 am
@Zach: Please elaborate on all the much smarter reasons you have to be a creationist.
August 19th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Anthony is one smart fish. I wonder how a fish ever learned to type in English?
August 19th, 2008 at 11:35 am
“Oh, hey, God! I was wondering how you made this wonderful world I lived on!”
“Oh, hi, son. Well, I set up this system that you humans came to call evolution. It worked amazingly.”
August 19th, 2008 at 11:36 am
IM KEVINNNNNNNNNNN ROSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
August 19th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Zach, creationism does not relate to research. Research is a tenet of science, and creationism is not science, it is religious myth.
But don’t worry, most of us who don’t believe a whit of creationist bunk don’t really think those of you who do are all idiots. It just makes us sad that you buy into the marketing that is modern religion, instead of stopping to think, read, research, study, and grow.
August 19th, 2008 at 11:44 am
@Zach:
Did you just say to research it? You should be thoroughly embarassed that you consider yourself a creationist and not because someone doesn’t have the capacity to create a sensical argument. I’d like to hear your argument as to why creationism works without using God as a filler for logical gaps or using other theories for comparison. FSM FTW.
August 19th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Darwin is spinning in his grave.
August 19th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
This is sarcasm guys. See: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Poe%27s+Law
August 19th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
“Zach Says:
May 13th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
See now, I’m a creationist….”
FAIL.
August 19th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
This is why we should get rid of churches, especially bible “school”.
August 19th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Wow, I didn’t know that school systems had begun integrating the subject of evolution into their special ed classes. It seems students of Mr. Testers caliber would be better suited with “play-doh experimentation hour” instead of anything thought provoking.
August 19th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
this guy is an idiot
August 19th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
that’s exactly what any Muslim would tell you, but nobody listens to Muslims now since they recently owned another reputation of being what Uncle Sam described them.
August 19th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
“See now, I’m a creationist and embarrassed that idiots like this give us a bad name.”
Yeah. It’s people who believe in creationism that give creationists a bad name. Riiiight… I could not agree with you more.
August 19th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I bet this idiot from Knox-Vile is voting for McCain no doubt
August 19th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
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August 19th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Wow. Wow. 200 years? Holy sh*t thats a long time. Almost as long as the billions of years that it’s taken to have humans show up. Oh, and those tomatoes, im surprised they didn’t straight turn into watermellons. maybe you weren’t doing something right. Thats usually how the theory of evolution works. Wait, I got that wrong. You’re a dumbass and don’t know what you’re talking about. yeah, that sounds better.
August 19th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Damn rite!
Those ol evolushinists can tell squat! The other day this one was tellin ma pigs an rats an sasquatch also got dis crazy “Deenay” thing just like us. Imagine that!
Those scientist will all burn in hell, jus’ like that! God bless george bush father son (an the holy ghost) and the confederate flag for good mesure to!
August 19th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
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August 19th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
They say they shouldn’t teach creationism because it’s “unscientific.” What they completely missed is that evolution is also unscientific because it can’t be tested.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
That’s right, you tell those godless liberals, Anthony.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
@Zach: Saying that you are a creationist is the short way of saying what Anthony said.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:25 am
@Zach
If YOU’D researched the “theory” you wouldn’t be a creationist. Not unless you completely failed to understand it.
August 20th, 2008 at 6:17 am
What’s really funny funny is Creationists dismissing evolution as a theory without backing, all the while touting this creation of God, which is, in its entirety, a theory without backing. I’ve got an idea, how about we leave science in school, and God in church, and stop fucking with the minds of our children over our own petty beliefs?
August 20th, 2008 at 6:20 am
I love when dunderheads lose an argument with no one oposing them. Everyone knows evolution should take at least a week.
August 20th, 2008 at 6:39 am
I just hope that this isn’t real. Can someone really be that incompetent! COME ON!!!
August 20th, 2008 at 7:11 am
I hate this country. I have no pride in the US. I root for every other country at the Olympics. I have evolved.
August 20th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Wow,
You really are a moron.
That’s one of the stupidest peices of writing i have ever come upon. If it was supposed to be funny it isn’t.
Every religion has fanatics, and they should all be shot.
August 20th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Well .. I do not know much about anything,, especially evolution… But i do know that you have to go back more than only last years .. or even 200 years to look for signs of proof. Real proof of evolution is our carnivores teeh, the appendix, the human tailbone, and the brain Read about anything of these part.
I personally believe in a maker, but i also believe in evolution.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:04 am
It was his attempt at sarcasm. He made his point. Zach, I assume you’re a creationist for religious reasons? If so, why do you stoop to the level of the Neanderthals and use that kind of language? It reduces your credibility as well.
August 20th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
mhm…perhaps he needs to stop barking about how it shouldn’t be taught in schools, because he obviously never learned anything while he was there…
August 20th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Maybe God wanted the fish to come out of the water.
Please lady. Don’t give christians a bad name. I:(
August 20th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Interesting. You thought all that through, and yet you’re able to grab a pencil and write it up - most animals with your IQ can’t.